Apr 27, 2021
We go into the Way Back Machine and review the movie that
started it all...KRAMPUS. It's pretty dumb. Dumber than I thought.
It's the movie equivalent of getting back with your ex. Caligula
makes a bunch of fighting game jokes, he really amuses himself. For
added fun drink every time he says "yeah".
"Long ago we looked upon a foreboding sky, the memory of SHREK that threated all burns eternal in our hearts. In it's wake came an age of silence. Yet with each fond remembrance we knew, those encountered were not forgotten. That some day we would see them again. Perhaps it was no more than wishful thinking, but after the long calm there are now the beginnings of a stir. The reunion at hand may bring joy, it may bring fear, but let us embrace whatever it brings. For they are coming back. At last the promise has been made."
Shrek and Shrek Retold reviews coming in SHREK SEPTEMBER!
Also, there was like 28 songs made for this movie. Bells, Bones, and Chains is the song Liggy was thinking of.